Little Miss Muffit

  The  Picnic              

It was a bright Sunday morning, birds were tweeting and the sun was shining like a diamond. The sweet smell of porridge was in the air. “Ah, it's the perfect day for a picnic” Miss Muffet mumbled to herself , as she strolled out her string like house that was almost ready to break. The morning dew drops were resting above her head,  precariously hanging like dripping tap water from a faucet that was just closed. She strolled outside with picnic basket in hand,  the woven basket snapping with every rickety movement as she walked over the uneven ground.

The neighbourhood waved as she slowly walked by, everyone knew each other. It was such a delightful little place. They all lived in a small area in the middle of the forest and almost everything was naturally made. Because everyone knew each other, it was like a giant family with Miss Muffet being the favourite. She would help everyone in sight; people say that she must have eight legs just because she could multi-task so well.

She climbed past an old tree and up a steep hill through the long grass, perfect to hide in if you were a bug. As she reached the top she sat down on a stump. It's cold old bark was now warm in the sun . The sun also heated up her hairy old legs, she placed a blanket down then took her curds and whey out. It was a very small portion as she could not eat much food as she was to old. Then suddenly a spider sat down next to Little Miss Muffet .

It's dark gloomy shadow hovered above her “Well hello Miss Muffet, may I have that food?' said the hideous creature “ No, you may not. How can my eight legs run if I'm starving “

She said as she ran side ways up the side of a tree

“HELP HELP I'm food robbed! I have got venom, and I will use it. “

Screamed Miss Muffet as she ran to her web. But as she arrived and sat on her web the spider that had tried to rob her came along and said “ ma i please have some food “ said the spider

“Oh well yes you may”

Said Miss Muffet as they sat at her silky table” 3...2...1..”

“I'm sorry what was that dear?” woosh the spider was gone and so was Miss Muffet's secret spider curds and whey recipe.After all spider legs are amazingly crunchy.

The chase began the spider hasn't won yet her eight eyes were locked on anywhere everywhere no one can know especially the village, see Miss Muffet will help you, then invite you to tea , special  venom tea 3 minutes after the victim is unconscious and then is turned into curds and whey which is sold to their family also know as the whole village.

Up and down they ran past an old tree until final she lost him as it turned dark and foggy and the night crept closer miss Muffet would have to return to her web if not she could be eaten. Nevertheless, she must continue at risk because if she didn't, she could be in a whole lot of trouble.The night got closer and closer until the night was upon her the logs cracked and the owls hooted snakes were out hunting just in case  there was someone foolish enough to go outside.Hunt she must, or her life was at risk, but there was nothing no hope not well she was far enough away so the spiders won't find her till dawn. The noises continued, but luckily she managed to find an old broken hollow log to rest in “ this will do for tonight “ she mumbled to herself.

As Miss Muffet's eyes opened to the light bursting through an old broken log branch she remembered she had no time to waste “ ON WITH THE SEARCH!!!” she exclaimed  

“ too late !“ said a voice

that's when she felt the log move it was like she was suspended in the air like she was being carried as the log moved back and forth. She was being carried!” put me down now !” she shouted

‘Gladly” replied the voice

Miss Muffet was lowered into a pot and never seen again.

Although it is said that on friday the 13th she comes back and sits on a log like the one she ones had sought refuge in and when and unfortunate ghostly soul floats by she snatches them and makes them into curds and whey. Unfortunately, you can't help or tell when they are being taken as one you can not see them and to if you hear them there is a chance you could be hearing future you. The only way to survive is to sit in a log that night because if the log is in use, you are still counted as a living breathing thing that can't be mixed into SPIDER FOOD.